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Spengel

To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.
"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John
by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009
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Spencerport

A suburban village on the west side of Monroe County, right outside of Rochester. Yes the east side is better. Indubitably the best place on the west side, however. The best schools, the least amount of douche-bag high-schoolers, and the most culturally aware residents. Best high school jazz band and wrestling team in the state.

It bleeds with Italians, but at least it's still alive. (Gates and Greece on the other hand . . .)

Close to Tahou's.

At least 15 pizza places are in delivery rage to any point.

Only 1 good bar, though.
Neighboring-town kid: "What you up to tonight?

Spencerport kid: "Oh idk - prolly go to the wrestling meet or the jazz show, score some coke in town at a coffee shop for my friends, not dress like a douche-bag, go to a club or pub in the city, stop at tahou's or whimpy's on the way back for a plate, meet up with the rest of the absurdly (in comparison) sexually attractive, clichély suburban, clique-less and genuinely decent student population at a chill-ass party, complain about rich preppy assholes from Pittsford or other east side fabricated residential tracks, and then pass out at the house b/c parents here pretty much respectfully don't give a shit b/c their children aren't as retarded as most of the mal-formed excuses for children that the towns around us occasionally leak through our borders."

Neighboring-town kid: "Oh right - you're in spencerport - guess i'll have to hit on my neighbor's cows with my in-bread girlfriend again like the last 3 nights . . ."
by mr.prufrock July 19, 2009
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Spenno

JP: I burnt out the clutch on my ride, needs a new one
Lou: No way dude, hope it's not to spenno
by FlySouth March 26, 2013
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spencer hastings

A fictional character from the popular book series by Sara Shepard, and the TV Series by ABC Family.

Spencer Hastings is a driven over-achiever, but makes great grades. Her friend Alison DiLaurentis went missing the summer of her Sophomore Year, and her and 3 of her closest friends ( Aria Montgomery , Hanna Marin , and Emily Fields ) have been trying to solve the mystery of her death.

The four of them try to solve mysteries while being stalked and blackmailed by "A" , the mysterious person who has apparently kept track of The Pretty Little Liars.

Spencer is smart and very athletic. She is the "smart one" of her group of friends, and if you ever get called a "Spencer Hastings", take it as a compliment!
Jealous Person: Man, you're such a Spencer Hastings! *rolls eyes*

You: Thanks!!
by Kittykatz03 March 15, 2016
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Tax less and spend more

(Political) a.k.a. "Trickle away": the Bush-era economic policy.

Advocated by people who can not add up simple one digit integers greater than five without taking their socks off, and pure fiscal hypocrisy from those who slam "tax and spend liberals".
Guy1: "Didn't Reagan do something like this: the trickle-down thing?"
Guy2: "Yeah, but Bush's trickle-away theory took the liberals' tax-and-spend philosophy and turned it into tax less and spend more. Wanna buy a pencil? Or some matches?"
by UncleDes March 3, 2009
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Spengooly

A person who has reached one of the highest levels of stupidity.
Person 1: Your urethra is a vein in your brain right?
Person 2: You are an absolute spengooly mate.
by BiloGundlach21 February 13, 2018
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Spencer Pratt

Person A: Who's the douchiest person you can think of?

Person B: Spencer Pratt.

Person A: Yeah, good call.

Person B: Some one should murder him.

Person A: Definitely.
by The Flying 69 June 15, 2009
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