splunking

the act of searching for a condom after the man cums.

Hey babe, after this we have to go splunking.

by marines girl 360 March 25, 2010

Splunking

To explore the meat cave

Hey baby, i want to go splunking in your meat cave!

by MustbeGus December 6, 2006

ass spelunking

Its Where a person jumps into another persons ass! Usually an insult to your fellow man.

Johhny stop being a fucking ass spelunking donkey raping shit eater!!! :)

by Omar Enrique Torres May 28, 2006

Spunking

Spunking or Cum kiss A kiss where you share the cum, in or off your partner's mouth or lips

Spunking: A kiss where you share the cum, (semen or pussy juices) in or off your partner's or partners mouth and/or lips sometimes known as a Cum Kiss

by ToyBare January 2, 2010

spalunking

Medical slang for retrieving foreign objects from a womans vagina. Generally a large woman complaining of abdominal pain.

Nurse: Dr. Joe, why do you look so pale?
Dr. Joe: I just went spalunking in room 4.
Nurse: Oh, that's that really fat woman, what did you find?
Dr. Joe: Bubble gum. Still in the wrapper.
Nurse: Oh. I'd look a bit pale too.
Dr. Joe: (flipping a coin) And a Nickel.

by Dr. Spalunker January 3, 2009

nine inches of spunking black cock

What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.

What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.

by Moon Fish May 8, 2009

spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

I only had to pay five dollars to go spelunking in your mom

by pcdkchar November 30, 2010