speedbump

A line of either Ritalin or Adderall that you blow... makes you speedy!

Guy 1: Man, I have so much work to do tonight.

Guy 2: Don't sweat it, buddy. Just do a speedbump, you'll get it done in no time.

by speed-demon65 February 22, 2010

Speedbump

A person whom from a distance appears attractive but upon further inspection turns out to be ugly.

The term is derived from the motion in which you would drive over a speed bump. You slow down to check out said person and upon discovering how unattractive they really are you resume speed and continue on course.

The opposite of a Stopsign

Two young men walking together -
Joe: Yo, that girl is phat to death.
Rick: Yeah, lemme catch up to her before I try to holla.
"Rick and Joe catch up and continue to walk past"
Joe: Speedbump?
Rick: Totally.

by J--Mac January 1, 2009

speedbump

when u have quickie wit a bird

guy:famz i heard u n rasheeda wuz goin all night,son
2nd:nah B,it was just a speedbump

by Kool-Aid September 11, 2004

speedbumpitis

An imaginary disease associated with being extremely annoyed or frustrated by speed bumps

Person 1: Ugh, those speed bumps are SO annoying!
Person 2: Looks like someone has a case of speedbumpitis..

by Lily McDonald January 17, 2008

speedhump

When you're driving and you see speedhumps you go 'ohh damn. not again!' and they really annoy you. Same with a speedhump person.

See pothole

Dman, here comes Scotty, that major speedhump, I hope he doesn't try to speak to us!

by stub004 November 6, 2004

speedrun.com

a place where you can speedrun games

i got in the top 3 speedruns on speedrun.com

by A user1234567890 November 21, 2020

Speedrunner

A person who spends all of their time playing video games, trying not to spend a lot of time in video games

"This game is so good, it has 20 hours of gameplay"
Speedrunner: " give me 10 minutes"

by DarthVader24206 January 7, 2021