Spectacular bean

When a person is stupid but a amazing person

“Shut up your spectacular bean”
“I’m a spectacular bean”

by Terry kush July 15, 2019

Lightbulb Spectacular

The act in which one publicly destroys their anus with one or multiple lightbulbs. To undergo this brave act, the “victim” must insert a lightbulb half-way into their anus and then squeeze, which shatters the lightbulb. What is most delightful in seeing this performance, is the sexual screams and tattered anus which the kinky performer ends up with. By far the most dangerous yet respected act which a man can do.

“Holy fuck Benny, did you see that mate? Gerald just pulled a fucking Lightbulb Spectacular in ya bro!”
“Mad respect to Gerald brah. Hats off to that absolute rig.”

by goliathancient July 26, 2018

spectacular-awsomeness

a combination of spectacular and awsomeness but twice as great.

my summer was spectacular-awsomeness, i had a three some with two hot girls!

by steve haskell, October 20, 2008

Papa John's Spectacular

One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.

Hey babe, do you mind helping do the Papa John's Spectacular, I have had such a rough day

by The papa john's shitter May 13, 2009

gluteus-spectacularaus

a Rubenesque depiction of the human buttocks suitable for posting on an online blog without fear of ramification by the blog's police.

Oh and when it comes to Ms Joy Behar, tell her to pucker up and kiss my gluteus-spectacularaus.

by RevPettibone March 12, 2010

premature spectaculator

A spectator of an event who, after approximately the halfway point of the event, constantly asks other spectators if the event is ending, or ending soon. Particularly common at fireworks displays.

(At a fireworks display) Ooh, that one was cool!
(After a 5 second delay) OK guys, that was great! I think that's it - let's go.
(Another firework is seen) Oh wait, it's not over yet...
(Other spectator) Dude, the finale will be obvious - don't be such a premature spectaculator.

by The Sauce King July 31, 2013

spectaculate

when a gentleman uses a dibber on a nice lady, to great effect, one or both of them may spectaculate over each other to the great satisfaction of both parties.

ooh, bloke, that was spectacular, you spectaculated all over me !

by samebloke September 8, 2005