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Species Dysphoria 

A mental illness wherein, you think you are a different species. This usually means loudly stating you are said animal every opportunity you get, being obsessed with anime, asking people to pet you, and talking in a cutesy manner. Almost exclusively wolves, foxes, horses, cats, and bunnies, and other cute mammals.

Notably, none of these individuals have enough confidence in their belief to go into the wilderness and live like the animal they repeatedly claim they are.
Tony: Wow what a hard day at work. I can't wait to eat my ice cream and wind down!

Jack: oh, sorry bro, i ate all the ice cream in the freezer.

Tony: UWU I'M A FOX AND IM VERY MAD. I WANT MY CREAMIES! COVER MY FOX FUR IN CREAMIES!

Jack: Oh no, you've contracted Species Dysphoria!
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other species friend

Fluffy is my other species friend.

ur species eat feces 

Worse than your genus suck penus. Not to be taken lighlty. Instantly vaporizes victim and family, into oblivion where not even god himself could save them.
Denier of holocaust: i can't be real there's no way that many Jews could've died.
Me: shut up, ur species eat feces

* Instantly has brain anuerism and collapses to floor and succumbs to seizure*

ur species feces 

This is the worst comeback ever. It's worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur family tree LGBT rolled into one. It absolutely obliterates anyone it's used on into a realm further than oblivian and pure nothingness.
Johnny- Timmy ur mom gay
Timmy- well ur dad lesbian
Johnny- ur granny tranny
Timmy - ur family tree LGBT
Johnny- ur ALL of that
Timmy- don't make me say it
Johnny- do it bitch
Timmy- ur species feces
*Johnny gets sucked into a black hole in his own core sentencing him to an existence of absolute nothingness in a void that is nowhere

ur species feces 

THe worst thing to say. You can banish someone to the dark dimension with this insult. beats all other ur insults
Joe: Ur mom gay
Dave: Ur species feces
Joe: is banished to the dark dimension, where his face is burnt off by a demon

ur species feces 

The worst insult to ever exist in any language known to man. Worse than all other insults combined.
Donald Trump: ur mom gay
Kim Jong Un: no u
Donald Trump: ur species feces
Kim Jong Un: *explodes, starting WW3 and plunging the world into a new age of eternal darkness*
ur species feces by Hawest April 4, 2018

Unkaknown species

The unkaknown species squad exist only in the Pacific Northwest for now but you can spread it to know if someone is in the squad you must ask them to spell unkaknown but you must know the song... I be carrying unkaknown species all around the world I be carrying unkaknown species everywhere I go(clap clap clap) This message has been approved by the co-leader of the unkaknown species squad. Oh also if an unkaknown species squad member has turned on you they are suspended and are known as a cashew (cu-shEw)
Hey do you want to be in the unkaknown species squad-random girl