Spamaphobe

A spamaphobe is a person who not only dislikes having spam in their inbox but fears it. There are many different levels of spamaphobia, the symptoms of which can range from cursing and rashes to hives and/or swelling of the throat. Conventional methods rarely work to cure spamaphobes, but a large dose of pwning n00bs has been said to work.

Person A: I hate those stupid ads that pop up in my inbox! I do NOT need my wood to be bigger! (shivers violently) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Person B: Haha! Stupid spamaphobe!

by Beast_modez June 12, 2008

spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.

Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.

by VICERN January 15, 2014

Spasmoidian

Someone who is a spasmoid

My head does not look like a tic tac you spasmoidian

by BigKeno123abc720pHD September 8, 2018

spama

an annoying person that constantly messages you when you don't want them to message you. you just want to block them but don't wanna be rude. you try to drop hints but they are stupid and carry on the conversation.

yoh that dude is such a spama

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

Spook-spasm

The involuntary spasm your body and/or face experiences, when you are suddenly spooked or unpleasantly surprised.

"That movie gave me several spook-spasms!"
"Oh my god, you look so ridiculous when your face spook-spasms!"
"You can't use this photo of me! I am having the craziest spook-spasm in it!

by Ollibabs February 25, 2015

word spasm

pronunciation: wurd spaz·uuuhhh·ummmm

noun
desperately throwing letters together in the hope that spell check will know what you mean and bail you out.

Related: grammar flailing, incompetence

"My computer was projecting during the meeting, so everyone saw my word spasm."

by Rude Horse August 20, 2018

spammaster 3000

another name for a weapon usually in fps which refers to a weapon which just spams out bullets such as a machine gun or shotgun.

u n00b stop using the spammaster 3000 and get some skillz

by Sgt.Mou October 27, 2005