A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.
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"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."
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(-- Actually spelled WWE Smackdown! The ! is VERY Important!)
SteelPhenoix's Definition & Example had this down pact. But I'll add on.
The WWe show made up by Vince McMahon where wrestlers in the WWe go to job to Bradshaw every tuesday night.
Smackdown's only Popular and Good superstars are Kurt Angle and The Undertaker.
Smackdown's Popular, yet sucky stars are John Cena, Bradshaw aka John "Bradshaw" Layfield aka JBL, Rey Mysterio (he's a frikkin' cruiserweight!) , and Eddie Guerrero. (And HE was actually once WWE Champion!)
SteelPhenoix's Definition & Example had this down pact. But I'll add on.
The WWe show made up by Vince McMahon where wrestlers in the WWe go to job to Bradshaw every tuesday night.
Smackdown's only Popular and Good superstars are Kurt Angle and The Undertaker.
Smackdown's Popular, yet sucky stars are John Cena, Bradshaw aka John "Bradshaw" Layfield aka JBL, Rey Mysterio (he's a frikkin' cruiserweight!) , and Eddie Guerrero. (And HE was actually once WWE Champion!)
"Captain Charisma," Christian of WWE Raw wants to go over to WWE Smackdown!, where he'll become the WWE Champion within the week he arrives.
Hell, even Christy Hemme could quickly become Smackdown's WWE Champion. No Lie! Who's she gonna lose to? Charlie Haas?
Hell, even Christy Hemme could quickly become Smackdown's WWE Champion. No Lie! Who's she gonna lose to? Charlie Haas?
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Someone who enjoys having their dangling testicles spanked is a SpankDangler.
Someone who enjoys spanking dangling testicles is called a DangleSpanker.
Someone who enjoys having their dangling testicles spanked is a SpankDangler.
Someone who enjoys spanking dangling testicles is called a DangleSpanker.
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"EXCUSE ME?! SOMEONE CALL NINE ONE ONE!!!! The only place you see carnage like this is on SMACKDOWN(tm)!"
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