spotted Richard

Spotted Richard is the name used in the dining room of the House of Parliament instead of spotted dick. This is a traditional English sponge or suet cake served with custard.

The dining room had spotted Richard on the menu, just to be a dick about it.

by Cranberry Bob November 6, 2021

Lung Shotted

If your in VAPE nation and you can't handle 220 watts then you will cough. This is a lung shot

Nah dude I lung Shotted on 30 watts. Shit looks like I won't be in vape nation anytime soon :(

by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016

Rusty Spotted Cat

A goon who spends all day shut in his mom's basement looking at cat pictures and videos on the internet.

I was going to ask Aaron if we wanted to come to the racetrack with us, but he's being a total Rusty Spotted Cat.

by Tactical Panniculus August 28, 2018

6 slotted toaster

When 6 males participate in circular fun, alternating penatrive strokes, connected from penis to anus for optimal arousal.

“Hey, do you and the guy wants to get together and do the 6 slotted toaster tonight”

by Dirtyarmadillo April 19, 2023

Phantom white spotted jackal

An illusive creature of the night whom is prone to suddenly disappearing (aka smoke bombing), releasing very limited and conflicting information about important events, and leading multiple parallel lives.

He went jackalling like the phantom white spotted jackal, or: the phantom white jackal has smoke bombed again.

by Fassbender December 21, 2013

sorted

To be have enough chemicals to stay awake longer then you should over the weekend. Now so overused outside the original context this phrase is nausiating to the ear.

I was sorted for e's and whizz and ad a bang up time round the M25 in 1989.

OR

Did you get me some chips? Soooorted.

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Snotted

When you fuck the guy about to fuck your girl to assert dominance thus cucking your girl.

Mitchell fucked Brian so Brian couldn't fuck his girl thus Brian was Snotted

by Bigboipants May 12, 2018