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southerner

1. Anyone born in Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina. Mostly anyone in the lower contingent United States or even on the Americas continents that rank in the lowest tenth-percentile in education, prison reform, and viability of roads or funding for basic sustainence.

2. Generally anyone with seemingly gentile manners who speaks with a slow drawl or poor grammar as a way of personalizing or refusing proper Standardized English. This chosen dialect is a means of spicing dialogue with specific cultural dispositions or localized terms and values. Often times this group of individuals are characterized by their resistance of homogenization via social processes, inability to spell or exhibit some basic 'ignorance' of standardized education which seldom represents their intrinsic cultural ethics and values.

3. A passionate person who sees life on the sunny-side until given reason to kick 'snobby lilly-white shit dont stink ass when it is believed to be deceitful or plain heartless; they are prone to community-minded ideals which likely represent a long standing difference of values where social accountability can be implied in hierarchical processes.

The use of the term likely references increased resistance to manipulation and change. Such headstrong attitudes have fostered secret societies and mis-aligned loyalties which can sometimes lead to co-dependent behavior such as slavery or usury conditions while being open to rebellion in the form of cult religions and klan rallies which in no way represent the spirit of rebellion but rather the fear of change.

Southern culture is actually all about the pleasures of life and 'takin it to the river' (refer to music of Al Green & Talking Heads) to enjoy some fresh sounds or beautiful countryside with plenty of slow-walkin, slow talkin as a part of the finer things in life like women and music and the freedom to cultivate ones one herbal remedies without interference from national medical standardization.
Southerners call their iced tea 'sweet tea' because it is infused with the goodness of local honeys and flora.

Not all southerners are rednecks or racists but every southerner knows one or two and keeps it all on the DL (down low)because you cant change stubborn people. Dirty South folks will tell ya 'Dont hate the playa ... hate the game.'

For one, this Southerner does not appreciate fascist nationalism when it imposes its Imperial Domination on the land and into the spirit of the people (la puebla) through lies and media manipulation; call me a rebel if you will.

Southerners are inclined to view multi-municipal taxation and electoral college outcomes as injust and thus are prone to disregard laws and statutes randomly in protest of taxation without representation on an individual basis. 'I'ma slow-walk my taxes to uncle sam and we gonna see if he's too busy to notice.'

The low down on Texas, as any true southerner will tell you, is that property owners are the worst candidates to be placed on a jury to decide a persons fate given that they will likely be the benefactor of the defendents misfortune ... a less known fact is that property owners originaly come from the north and pose as southerners because a true southerner knows that you cant map swamp.
by thee radical eclectic August 16, 2006
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southerner

People who use apostrophes anytime they write and pronounce I's as A's, and O's as I's. They also pronounce every store name with an S at the end. To add to the frustration, they can't properly pronounce a one syllable word.
They've usually only traveled about 20 miles from their hometown, except for that one exciting trip to Myrtle Beach, aka The Mecca of White Trash.

They tend to have newer automobiles, big TVs and huge beer budgets, while being on food stamps and with all 7 kids getting free lunch at school.

They have a reputation of being racist; most are not. They also have a reputation for being hospitable; most definitely are not.
Southerner: What are yew dooen de next few day's?

Normal person: Ah, going over to Europe... there is a big fest in Austria this weekend.

Southerner: Damn ah ain't never been to no Awstrayyylya.

Normal person: Austria.

Southerner: Awstrayyylya. Anyway, ah'm goin to Wal-Mart's to get some clothe's. Thee-in, ah'm goin ta Winn-Dixie's. Doooo you wawna come?

Normal person: *kills self*
by frackingoo September 5, 2011
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southerner

A term used to refer to someone who originates from the civilised part of the UK, south of Birmingham.
Relax, I'm a Southerner.
by wootman May 4, 2006
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Ortherner

ortherner is a guy who has a gas planet profile picture and a lot of people think is annoying
SuperKirby: hey bro what's kepler?
AOU: idk man ask ortherner he likes space and stuff
by walfa June 26, 2022
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Dirty Southerner

While in the south, you shit on the kitchen floor and make your wife clean it up. While she's cleaning it up, you beat her to a pulp and rub her face in it.
After a night of drinking at the chili cookoff, Jethro came home to give his wife a dirty southerner.
by Cowboy Roscoe May 19, 2019
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Southerner

Anyone born/or currently living in the following states:
Pennsylvania
Maryland
West Virginia
Virginia
Kentucky
North Carolina
South Carolina
Missouri
Tennessee
Arkansas
Louisiana
Mississippi
Alabama
Georgia
Florida
Oklahoma
Texas
Southerners make up America's heartland. It's no wonder George W. Bush got elected twice.
by TheImpersonator87 November 9, 2012
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A sister kissin' goat fuckin' redneck who eats corn on the cob through a picket fence and sucks dick for beer money.
Bro literally just called me a Yankee. He must be a Southerner.
by Cousinfucker20000 September 18, 2023
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