Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
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Sonic The Hedgehog

When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.
Im about to sonic the hedgehog my hedgehog.
by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024
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Sonic the Hedgehogging

A rigorous, vigorous type of aberrant sex involving inserting things in one's rectum at a high rate of speed repeatedly.
Dude is limping from Sonic the Hedgehogging last night.
by Andrew Torba's Midnight Climax December 3, 2023
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Sonic the Hedgehog

Cartoon Network ruined Sonic the Hedgehog in 2014 with Boom just to make it for kids my age.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022
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sonic the hedgehog

sonic the dankist meme in the world he moves very fast and when he gets the 7 hitler emeralds he becomes hitler sonic the most powerful sonic form he then starts killing all the eggs in the world leaving jim carry as the last egg alive milo is the true hitler man who kissed beanos ass
by ash greninja 47 November 19, 2019
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Sonic the hedgehog

There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.
Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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sonic the hedgehog

"bro sonic the hedgehog is so cool and fast, buy team sonic racing in stores now for $39.99."
by megapoopy. May 27, 2019
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