Salamander

A versitile woman, NOT to be confused with a reptile. Salamanders are amphibious, so by nature they adapt to their environments. They also are not to be toyed with. You think they are fragile and helpless,WRONG!! Try to eat a Salamander for breakfast and see what happens!!!! YOU DIE, DUH Poisonous hahahaha!! Salamander just crawls right on out your mouth and moseys on down the road. There are 550 different species of Salamanders, so no worries,you'll find a Salamander right for you out there somewhere......... Hopefully you won't be the guy stuck with a Newt, ewwwww worts, jus sayin, she's the ugly step sister so to speak!!!!

Wow, Salamander, you are looking nice and hot today, wanna do for a swim?

by SalamanderBrooks1483 May 22, 2013

Salamander Bitch

A slippery bitch, preferably one that looks like a salamander. Is also uncannily pale with veins you can see through their translucent skin

see slippery bitch

I thought Janet was cool but she turned out to be a salamander bitch

by booty_licker123 April 26, 2017

Salamander squad

A group of 7 faggots being excessively gay

Simp 1:We the salamander squad like to be simps
Simp 2:That's right mannn

by The favorite random dude March 9, 2020

sassy salamander

An amazing friend,who uses sarcasm and who is the sassiest of them all . And the breath fire !

1. Wow dude your such a sassy salamander!

by KyloRenbabe May 24, 2016

ulysses salamander

a weird kid who is a fortnite try hard and they have no friends

Ulysses salamander "i have crippling depression "

by qasxcvghjuhgfdsasdcfvghj December 17, 2018

sideways salamander

When your partner is naked, getting ready to get in the shower and you ask her to pick something up off the ground...then you stick it in her ass and pin her against the wall.

Hey Chris...did you hear Charlie beat Curts ass because he slipped her the ole Sideways Salamander?

by LegendaryCurt December 20, 2019

slippery salamander

Using harley grease as lube for a rough night with a hairy biker.

when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (penis) and proceeds to stick it in hells angels sweaty/hairy asshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.

by mikeshithole August 5, 2007