The Sneezer

The art of snot rocketing on your hand and then masturbating using the contents of "the sneezer" as a delish lube. After words all ejaculation matter are put on your hand and then snorted back up into your nose for another day.

I ran out of lubriderm so i used the sneezer and was satisfied 10 minutes later.

by Greg Curtis April 6, 2003

Sleeve Sneezer

One who sneezes into their sleeve. This is symbolic of a respectful person

Harold is such a sleeve sneezer. He just held the door for 8 people going into the store

by dylanpeesonpants October 6, 2010

sleeping sneeker

A person who takes advantage of the fact someone has either fallen asleep or briefly passed out. The sleeping sneeker will usually take advantage by doing something sexual to the person without them knowing

Chris is at a party, the girl next to him has passed out due to to much alcohol, chris then takes advantage of the situation by sleeping his fingers down the girls pance and fingers her vagina. He is then forever known as the sleeping sneeker

by tempa E April 28, 2011

skeever

ultimate pot head, an individual who will never be over come by marijuana, will mcguyver random things to smoke out of, extremely talkative, random knowledge about weed ,will do watever it takes to get high

dood1 "d0od you wanna check out his bong i made out of bowling pin wth a turbocharger i made out of a mini hairspray bottle i put a percolator in the bottom "

dood2"wtf man"

dood1 "yeah bro see the turbo charger help filter the smoke and also catches the ash so your water just gets ressed instead of dirty and the perc......"

dood2(to dood3) "wtf is he talking about?"

d00d3 " skeever"

by DR. M.j Budski November 2, 2010

sneeve

an insult.
not a good word, yet not a bad word. basically a curse word that no one has defined. my friend & i made it up randomly.

"Wow. Doug is such a sneeve!"
"Sneeve!"

by amanda peters December 27, 2007

sneeper

A verb. The act of being a sneaky creeper, sometimes unknowingly. Can be one with surroundings and often has the element of surprise.

Roommate 1 sees other roommates across a crowded room and txts you "I sneep you!"

Roommate: "Sneeps! Didn't even see ya there!"
Sneeper: "Yeah I've been here all day"

Sneeper: "Do you always wear panties to bed?"
Roommate: "Not after that comment...I'll be wearing my chastity belt now"

by bffleeeeee February 4, 2010

sneedertweeder

Someone that tries to look (sneak a peek) at your twitter comments or other blods as you are typing them to someone else.

It's pissing me off that the guy next to me on the plane kept being a sneedertweeder.

by busterboner August 28, 2009