Smuckers Fuckers

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.

Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Smucker

A group of fat broads who pass their time by smoking outside of buildings, preferably right in front of the entrance obstructing anyone or anything from getting through. A smucker usually consists of 3 to 4 members. Any group(s) exceeding 4 members is NOT a smucker and can just be considered a larger group or alliance of fat girls.

"Hey dude, did you see that smucker out there?"
"Yeah man, I was 5 minutes late to class because I couldn't walk through that shit."

"Finally, I thought you'd never show up with the pizza."
"Sorry dude, there was a smucker blocking the entrance."

"I wouldn't go out there if I was you."
"Why's that?"
"Theres a smucker."
"Dammit, I hate those fat bitches.."

by icy hot patch November 29, 2011

smuckie

A derogatory term for an annoying, stuck up girl, more commonly used for Caucasian teenagers.

Thats a bmw full of cheerleader smuckies!

by Sir Boom August 27, 2006

smuck

The act of smoking a blunt while having sex. The girl on top is the ideal position due to the fact that it is nearly impossible to do it any other way.

My girlfriend burnt me on the face while we were smucking.

by AFUK123 December 19, 2011

Smuckers

Another word for lips.

"Like OhMyGawd he kissed me right on the smuckers!"

by Katy.xo July 11, 2006

smuckin fartass

The reverse of "Fuckin Smartass"

Used in a more playful and acceptable tone that can be tested in a work, school, and religious environment without fail

"Quit being a smuckin fartass!"

by D. Hunter February 25, 2005

smuck

(adjective) Unbalanced or unfair, especially in playground sports. If one team clearly has the better players, the teams would be considered smuck.

"No way, guys. These are smuck teams. Let's pick again."

by Chester Copperpot April 13, 2005