by idunno27 January 7, 2011

When you take a shit right on the hinge of the toilet seat then close it therefore smooshing the shit.
Man that bartender really pissed me off last night so I went to the bathroom and gave it a good ol push and smoosh.
by Bgdck123 July 26, 2020

by séxy mf May 26, 2021

The art of aggressively pressing your cheeks against cheeks which are exceptionally soft and chubby.
by nickyc September 13, 2014

by thehappygimp April 2, 2008

when someone hugs you so close and seductively that their genitals push up against you through your jeans
by uberjewber May 2, 2011

you: could i have a smoosh burger?
server: a what?
you: just sit on it before you give it to me
server: no
server: a what?
you: just sit on it before you give it to me
server: no
by bwill69 April 26, 2011
