smokey turtle 

Curling a massive shite out onto your lovers chest after eating an extra spicey curry.

hey there baby, after this spicey takeaway food, fancy getting a smokey turtle?

smokey turtle by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011

Smokey McBongwater 

A nickname for one who consumes marijuana in excess. See also pothead and stoner.

"What are you doing today, man?"

"I just bought a half-o, so you know what I'm doing!"

"Jesus man, every day with you. No wonder they call you Smokey McBongwater."

Smokey McBongwater by A. T. Mediocre September 24, 2011

smokey midnight 

Cross house delicacy. Combination of naturday, vinegar, and nyquil. You will forget your entire week.

"Hey man, wanna shot of smokey midnight"
"HELL YEAH!!!"

smokey midnight by Wade from the cross house October 1, 2019

Smokey Ass Syndrome 

Your condition after someone has just successfully "blown smoke up your ass" (lied to you). You now have Smokey Ass Syndrome.

That story doesn't make sense, I think you are lying. I'm getting smokey ass syndrome.

Smokey Ass Syndrome by FineDetail September 9, 2011

Smokey Bacon 

Your nans stinky, sweaty clit on a hot summers day.

Mmmm tasty ;)

Nanny can I rub your smokey bacon.

Smokey Bacon by Josh and Kieran from your home November 15, 2018

Smokey Bone 

When a girls gives a man a blow job while having a cigarette.

While Leigh was giving me a smokey bone, she blew smoke all over my dick.

Smokey Bone by scooter 570 March 24, 2009

smokey room 

Ambiguous location where long-reaching political decisions are said to be made, such as determining political candidates after a caucus. The term can also be used to suggest political or other improprieties, but almost always has corrupt undertones.

Ted: Can you believe Hillary still won the primary after the record turnout for Obama?

Ralph: Yeah, tell me that decision wasn't made in a smokey room.

smokey room by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008