Smithsonian

A bar or pub where Saber Tooth's and other fossils are abundant. Cougars may also be found there on occasion.

(Speaking of Union Street Pubic House, in Alexandria, VA) Fossils everywhere - looks like another night at the museum here in the Smithsonian.

by Hex Cyclos June 1, 2011

Smithkontanismlationful

1: An adjective used to describe one who worships rabid wolverines. Usually referring to the Stoo Pidpee Pull cult.
2: Nobody knows the second definition, but we know it is out there somewhere! Experts think it has something to do with platypuses.

1: "That guy just bit me, and he was foaming at the mouth. You think I should go see a doctor, or was he just smithkontanismlationful?
2: "Man, you are so smithkontanismlationful!
"What?
"I... Don't... Know...

by Orangy Snocket October 14, 2006

smithton beach

Place in along the Youghiogheny River in Western PA. And is a heroin hotspot that has seen a lot of overdoses.

Billy: “Hey lets go to Smithton Beach!”
Tyler:”Isn’t that where my cousin got married last summer?”

by ThickToiletSeat666 May 3, 2018

A Smithson

Having intercourse with females once or somethings twice and never calling them again

guy 1 - 'Dude, smashed that girl last night!'
guy 2 - 'awesome man was she fit?'
guy 1 - 'yea, super fit!'
guy 2 - 'you going to called her again?'

guy 1 - 'no.'

guy 2 - 'dude you totally did a Smithson on that bitch!'

by [e-mail] October 23, 2012

Gerry Smithson

Student who attends Cresskill Highschool, he squats on dildos, and often sucks them

Hey guys, i stole my aunts dildo last week and stuck it in my mouth

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Gerry Smithson

a person without a penis

Look! There goes a Gerry Smithson..

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

smithson valley high school (texas)

a boring ass school full of fags

fag 1: what school ya go to blood
fag 2: smithson valley high school in texas full of boring ass busters who ride cowboy dick all day
fag 1: word? I heard everyone is on substances, that's why everybody is so boring
fag 2: I know that lame Jesus hates smithson valley high school (texas)

by drakesmom February 23, 2014