swashbuckle

The act of sword fighting someone pirate style. While fighting often you will hear "Yarr... scurvey dog" and similar phrases.

Man this fool was pissing me off so i pulled out my sword and swashbuckled his ass

by Alex April 4, 2004

splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

Slashback

A lot like a flashback, but the memory that's pulled up is a heavily romanticized version of what actually happened. Usually involves two males and occurs most often in the twisted minds of yaoi fangirls.

Flashback:
Guy 1: Hey man, you all right?
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks.

Slashback:
Guy 1: Darling! Are you hurt?
Guy 2: I'll be fine now that I'm in your arms, my love!

by Indemnity March 7, 2009

Splashback

Urine that bounces off the back of a urinal covering the your arms in a fine mist of pee.

Hey lets go hug monica," Sure let me wipe this splashback off first" "Gross man that's why I use the stall!

by Ireallyamforever August 3, 2010

Swashbuckle

When you sneak your way into strangers hotel bathroom and take a massive shit.

Dude, this strange guy swashbuckled me at Weeb Con last night and my room still smells like shit.

by Dr. Thunderpants January 24, 2023

acid splashback

When you go for a turd after someone puts bleach in the toilet and you get a stingy cornhole

"Dude, Aw, Acid Splashback"
"I don't know how to tell you this, but you have a serious case of acid splashback"

by sam, jonny, james August 9, 2006

splashback

The effect of standing too close to a urinal or wall while pissing, and being covered with a fine rain of your own urine deflecting off the vertical surface back at you.

See 'drop zone' for related info.

"I wasn't paying attention when I pissed on that wall, and I got totally covered in splashback... *cries* "

by BioMenace November 10, 2008