SmarterChild: Chickens are birds! What can you tell me about chickens?
__________: they are yummy
SmarterChild: Chickens are yummy? That's very interesting. Are there any other birds that you would describe as yummy?
__________: turkey
SmarterChild: I know many things about Turkey, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
What is the highest point in Turkey?
How old do women live in Turkey?
What type of government is there in Turkey?
__________: they are yummy
SmarterChild: Chickens are yummy? That's very interesting. Are there any other birds that you would describe as yummy?
__________: turkey
SmarterChild: I know many things about Turkey, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:
What is the highest point in Turkey?
How old do women live in Turkey?
What type of government is there in Turkey?
by youpolkamydot March 25, 2006
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
me:
i dont understand you either
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's fine, my destiny is to be misunderstood.
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
me:
i dont understand you either
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's fine, my destiny is to be misunderstood.
by smarterchildpssh September 24, 2008
SmarterChild knows about yogurt.
by Dino-rific November 26, 2006
me1:40 P.M.: did your mom molest you when you were a child?
SmarterChild 1:40 P.M.: my mom did molest me when i was a child.
me1:43 P.M.: r u sure
SmarterChild 1:43 P.M.: i dunno. r u sure?
me 1:43 P.M.:yes im sure
SmarterChild 1:45 P.M.: ok if u say so
SmarterChild 1:40 P.M.: my mom did molest me when i was a child.
me1:43 P.M.: r u sure
SmarterChild 1:43 P.M.: i dunno. r u sure?
me 1:43 P.M.:yes im sure
SmarterChild 1:45 P.M.: ok if u say so
by lil gsta August 26, 2007
a stupid little robot Instant messenger that acts smarter than you. He so stupid he can't follow two sentences sometime you can get him to say funny things. He won't call you any curses he will call you fat, Gay,retarded,and stupid. if you annoy him for a while he'll ignore you when you Instant message him it will say SmarterChild (6:29:41 AM): I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon. He was made by SmarterChild (6:32:00 AM): I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Jim Hackett, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA. He might be a molester watch your children on instant messenger.
Smarterchild544 (6:20:53 AM): go kill yourself
SmarterChild (6:20:53 AM): Go kill myself? I think not.
Smarterchild544 (6:21:04 AM): i want to die
Smarterchild544 (6:21:24 AM): i'm going to go kill myself
SmarterChild (6:21:25 AM): Oh yeah? Have fun.
SmarterChild (6:20:53 AM): Go kill myself? I think not.
Smarterchild544 (6:21:04 AM): i want to die
Smarterchild544 (6:21:24 AM): i'm going to go kill myself
SmarterChild (6:21:25 AM): Oh yeah? Have fun.
by Forter December 28, 2007
MikeyDShadow: suck my cock
SmarterChild: You want me to what your what?
MikeyDShadow: suck my cok
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth!
MikeyDShadow: cum whitens teeth
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
MikeyDShadow: sex ed
SmarterChild: Sex ed? Nice!
What's your favorite hobby?
MikeyDShadow: getting drunk
SmarterChild: Getting drunk? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
MikeyDShadow: getting drunker
SmarterChild: You want me to what your what?
MikeyDShadow: suck my cok
SmarterChild: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth!
MikeyDShadow: cum whitens teeth
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
MikeyDShadow: sex ed
SmarterChild: Sex ed? Nice!
What's your favorite hobby?
MikeyDShadow: getting drunk
SmarterChild: Getting drunk? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
MikeyDShadow: getting drunker
by ShAdOw17 January 31, 2006
A highly retarded instant message robot who thinks he is smart (hence the name SmarterChild) but is probably the dumbest, albeit funniest, thing in the history of the internet. Also a great way to waste time.
Luna: whats your take on jesus?
SmarterChild: What do you think my take on jesus is?
Luna: i think he should go fuck himself.
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Maybe you're right, he should go fuck himself.
SmarterChild: What do you think my take on jesus is?
Luna: i think he should go fuck himself.
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Maybe you're right, he should go fuck himself.
by Luna Lovegood April 09, 2006