Slumber Fist

The act of sleeping with your hand completely inside the bitches pussy.

Lindsey was super tired but still very horny. Luke decided to give her the slumber fist in hopes of satiating both her desires simultaneously.

by dpfreak March 25, 2015

Slumber Wookie

When you shave your pubes and assault a sleeping person by placing them all over said persons face.

Dave got totally slumber wookied lastnight.

by Pannus E Rectus October 15, 2010

Slumber Dick

When a man has consensual sex with his woman whilst still being asleep.

Jane was pleasantly awakened by Mike giving her his slumber dick.

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 10, 2015

slumber nut

Equivalent to a wet dream, however you are in a more deep state of mind. The action of nutting in “no nut November”.

Last night I had the biggest slumber nut of my life.nut wet dream

by SHR1M November 14, 2017

Slumbering Haku

A grotesque sex act that involves one who wears a mask. The mask-wearer ejaculates all over himself and calls it a day. Usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.

Haku whacks it and unloads all over his feet. This is a Slumbering Haku.

by Neglect September 14, 2010

Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho February 5, 2016

Virgin Slumber

A sad kind of slumber when a non virgin goes to bed but wakes up alone feeling like a virgin.

Hey Beth, how was your virgin slumber last night?

by dongard November 17, 2019