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slevering gnome

A person at work who goes around telling unbelievable lies and stories they have heard from others and pass other peoples ideas off as their own.
I'm sick of that wee slevering gnome stealing my ideas!
by wonderdood October 20, 2011
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Swovering

The act by which one attempts to swiffer the dusty floor yet barely touches the floor with any regularity.

Swiffering while hovering the Swiffer wand over the floor. Inches away is the appropriate distance to determine Swovering.
My Wife just "cleaned" the floor by swovering the dust collector unit 2 inches above the floor.
by Clevered March 14, 2019
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Showering

When water abundantly falls in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere. Can also be used for a person who cries a lot due to a specific sad situation.
"I was about to go for a run outside when it started showering... I couldn't go any further."
"When he learned that he had not passed his exams, George was so disappointed that he couldn't stop showering"
by raph92126 November 26, 2014
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showering

showering is something that tom hanks can't do
normal person-I like showering
tom hanks-why do you like showering when you can not shower
by rishi savaged May 6, 2021
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someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021
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cock-slobbering cum dumpster

Almost every male residing within 97.3 miles of her can testify to this fact, and is therefore, a valid example of how she is a cock-slobbering cum dumpster.
by Dirty Sanchezzz November 10, 2008
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Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.
by Firephoenix June 16, 2020
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