Slouch

A weak flex where someone thinks what they’re doing is impressive but it really ain’t.

Charlie: Look at what I can do!
*Charlie fails*
Bella: Weird slouch but ok.

by HenrySiSaunders July 24, 2019

slouch tits

Slouch tits are when a young girl with a huge rack has bad posture and hunches over so far her nipples are right above her belly button.

Whoa Walt, did you see the slouch tits on that little wench that skulked by? She was so bent over her nips were right abover her belt!

by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017

Slouch-pack

When someone slouches over for a long period of time, they have two or three lines appear on their stomach making them look as if they have a six-pack (at a quick glance, woah).

Slouch-pack, more like! When do you do anything physical?!

by Tommy van Dale July 12, 2011

slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021

Slouch Strafing

While performing a strafe jump, look up and down as fast/violently as possible to achieve maximum speed. It was discovered my jbird53916 and MadaComiix

"Doesn't your neck hurt from slouch strafing all day?"

by jbird53916 June 25, 2021

Slouch-pack

Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.

Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"

Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."

"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"

by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010

Front slouch

Front belly pouch of fat

Gross did you see big Debbie's front slouch?

by Heywood jadoome March 31, 2021