Slicker than slug slime

Slicker than slug slime
Watch out Bob that floor is slicker than slug slime you'll bust your ass!
by GooserGoose March 19, 2018
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The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
by Cannon, Inc. March 10, 2016
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Slickering the Goose

Using cum retained in your mouth from a prior blowjob to lubricate a secondary penis in preparation for anal sex.
“You might want to save some of that for slickering the goose
by Grandma Ex December 24, 2018
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Boon Slicker

A cryptic name given to confuse students in projects. Humorous in pronunciation. Although a seemingly undefined word, there is no way it does not have underlying, likely erotic, meaning.
Welcome to the meeting, Boon Slicker.
by The Meisterski April 28, 2011
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Speedy Slicker

You do a couple huge lines of crystal and as your sineses start to run then
start eating pussy or ass, letting the crystal infused snot and saliva flow into the aforementioned hole.
n. I gave her a speedy slicker before we fucked.
v. I speedy slickered her until she came
by dani2nite December 28, 2022
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Slicker

Term coined by F. Scott Fitzgerald in This Side of Paradise (1920)
"A slicker."

"What the devil's that?"

"Well, it's something that that there's a lot of

them. You're not one, and neither am I, though I am

more than you are."

"Who is one? What makes you one?"

They spent two evenings getting an exact definition.

The slicker was good-looking or clean-locking', he had

brains, social brains, that is, and he used all means on

the broad path of honesty to get ahead, be popular, ad-

mired, and never in trouble. He dressed well, was par-

ticularly neat in appearance, and derived his name

from the fact that his hair was inevitably worn short,

soaked in water or tonic, parted in the middle, and

slicked back as the current of fashion dictated.
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to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 08, 2011
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