Sleep

The one paradise life can offer that takes no effort, free trial of death.

Imma just sleep now.

by Alexisalsoagirlsname February 5, 2020

sleep

A great cure for forgetting your life sucks.

Another girl called me ugly. I'm gonna go to sleep for 14 hours tonight and try to have a good dream because my life sucks.

by Layko November 10, 2006

sleep

Sleep, what makes the world 25% more peaceful. If you think about it, sleep is the answer to everything and one of the main reasons in life. and everyone does it! your favorite celebrities, even terrorists or your x-girlfriend. Sometimes to people, its the best thing of the day is to come home from a long day of work/school and fall/lay down on your bed and let your troubles go by.

Everyday I come home from a long day of work and just let my troubles be forgotten, and sleep.

Friend:O man I got homework to do, my parents will kill me if i don't do it!

Nas(me): Relax man, don't stress, and just take a good sleep for 2 hours or more. Do your homework in the morning when your mind is fresh.

by NikolaiAkaNas December 9, 2008

sleep

the best shit in the fucking world!

SLEEP!!!!!!!!!

by whofingcares? May 2, 2010

sleep

What you do at school

Teacher: So where are we?

Student: sleeping ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Anonymous121212 December 28, 2005

Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

by JamesLOL November 3, 2006

Sleep

Sleep is the ability that gives energy to to animals and humans and this ability is most commonly used at night . In order to use this ability you need to close your eyes and RELAX. everyone unlocks this ability at level 1 (at the start of life).
It is also used when someone is really tired after a long day of wanking at himself in the mirror!

-Yooo I am really tired I should probably get some sleep
-NO please keep WANKING at yourself in the mirror
-Okay

*keeps wanking*

by I fuck gays (noHOMO) June 8, 2019