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Sleepdate

A sleepover and a date at the same time
Maddie: Hi Freddy, are you ready for the sleepdate tonight?
Freddy: Hell yeah I am!
Freddy's mom: You two have fun, don't do anything illegal!
Freddy: Okay mom, I'll stay safe!
Maddie: Yay, I'm glad to let my boy sleep in!
Freddy: Maddie, you're my unicorn who makes my heart melt.
Maddie: Awwwwww, cutie. *passionately kisses him*
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
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sleepterbaiting

the act of masturbating over somebody else's body while they are asleep
Jim:So how did you sleep
Tom: Not good, i cought Sam sleepterbaiting over my face last night
Sam: Hey guys
Jim & Tom: cough* cough* (akw silence)
by shernanagins March 24, 2012
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sleepsterbating

The act of masturbating from the minute you wake up just to fall back to sleep once again
Guy 1: why hasn't ethan woken up yet? It's noon
Guy 2: dude you know he's sleepsterbating, he's going to out for a while
by FrostbiteXP November 30, 2015
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Sleepbang

When you are so tired that you unexpectedly fall asleep causing your head to whips downward then you often whip your head back up again. This usually happens in a seated or upright position.
Wow! Did you just see Seth sleepbang and then smoothly pass it off as listening to punk rock?!
by EssEeeTee April 16, 2018
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Sleepyatsu

A tiktoker. Their friends call them "emo" and "akutagawa" sometimes. Very fruity tbh.
Do you know sleepyatsu?
Oh yeah, that one person on tiktok.
by Idontknowmyname666 July 4, 2021
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SleepaWeepa

Someone who sleeps in and misses some school and then cries About it. They are Very annyoIng
How to pronounce: (Slee-pa-weepa)
Person #1: Jimmy slept in and cried about missing school today
person #2: Whatta loser. He's such a sleepaweepa
by Kivi_Wivi_UWU April 26, 2022
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Sleepbrewing

The act of brewing the morning's first pot of coffee in such a bleary-eyed, near-dreamstate that you neglect to place the carafe under the brew spout, leading to a hot, wet, unholy mess that must straightaway be explained to a partner or roommate for their own safety.
"The lake of steaming hot coffee all over the kitchen floor is the result of me, yet again, starting the machine well before I was fully awake and in any condition to properly operate such complicated equipment, a.k.a., sleepbrewing. I'm going back to bed."
by Akhilleus April 24, 2023
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