sleep slut

A girl (or guy, but usually not) who sleeps around... but doesn't fuck. She will lure her friends and acquaintances into bed to snuggle and keep her warm, but rejects advances that would lead to more entertaining activities. Sleep sluts never realize they are jerking people around, they assume their blueballed partners are just as happy with this arrangement as they are.

Megan is a terrible sleep slut. She got John, Tim, and Mike in bed twice each, and hasn't messed around with any of them!

by johntphx June 9, 2011

sleep sex

the act of sleeping naked next to your best friend and he/she is also naked and you wake up in the morning and find her or him on top of u with the penis inserted into the pussy.

i woke up with my best friends dick in me and we dont know how it got there damn that sleep sex

by jpotts93 August 6, 2009

Sleep strong

To enter a deep restful sleep that leaves you feeling rejuvenated in the morning.

Friend A: "Sleep strong, my friend."
Friend B: "You as well."

by Ranger_2002 January 2, 2009

Sleep shots

When you take shots of alcohol to help you sleep.

I'm tired but can't sleep. I better just take some sleep shots to help me relax.

by dammd March 20, 2015

sleep shart

when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.

i had a sleep shart last night

by joeyback April 4, 2019

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

Someone who definitely seems like a sub, but is actually a dom

I thought it would be nice dating the quiet girl, but it turns out she's a wolf in sheep's clothing, and I'm about to get my balls crushed...

by Morgan_Rose99 October 13, 2022

sleep shark

1. to short shrift sleep. Sleep sharking, like borrowing from a loan shark, carries a high future price in terms of morale, clarity, energy, and creativity.

2. sharking a sleeping woman. Sexual assault Japanese style.

1. I sleep sharked to meet the deadline but felt pessimistic and lifeless afterwards.

2. Sneaking up on the girl in Harajuku station, he sleep sharked her while his friend videotaped her startled reaction as she awoke realizing that someone had exposed her breasts.

by Bruthzoo December 25, 2008