Sped sled

The small bus used to transport mentally and physically handicapped children to school. See also sped speeder, short bus, tart cart.

I knew Cody's brother was retarded when I saw him getting out of the sped sled.

by Dorothy June 8, 2005

bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

seed dish

Seed Dish
/sēd/ /diSH/

noun: seed dish
plural noun: seed dishes

A seed dish is an item that has been used in the preparation, serving, or eating of a meal that has been left in an untidy state. A seed dish is sufficient in size, auspicious enough in placement and/or part of a large enough collection of dishes to spawn the spontaneous build-up of additional dishes. Dishes placed on or around a seed dish are no longer considered seed dishes.

The person or persons contributing the seed dishes are thus largely responsible for the resulting clutter and disorder caused by the seed dishes. Intense feelings of indolence have been known to cause denial (or actual memory loss in more extreme cases) of any culpability regarding seed dish(es).

Someone left a seed dish on the counter and a giant mess was there the next day

by mynoduespasdeenohw December 16, 2013

sally the seed sower

the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.

this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.

Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.

groundwork
gary groundwork

by b_evans2.0 March 19, 2013

eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast

coined by celebrity dan the meme man. the phrase of the infamous and genius "sled gang," as seen in a meme on youtube

you know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.

by aardvarks are legend November 24, 2018

sled gang

Basically, a gang of friends sledding down an escalator or stairs, usually in a mall.

Opp: “If you go down the escalator I’ll call the cops.”
*slide down the escalator on a sled/air bed*
You or a friend: “SLED GANG!”

by Hugh Mungus Vape December 3, 2017

Donut Seeds

Cheerios. They look like tiny donuts to stupid people.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought Cheerios were donut seeds.

by Chubby16 May 17, 2006