Facebook Slammer

One who masturbates to pictures on Facebook

I walked in on Conor Facebook Slamming! Why doesnt that nigga just watch some porn! I had no idea he was a Facebook Slammer...

by Datt Nigg September 12, 2010

Slammered

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered

It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!

by Frisko June 18, 2006

potbellied slammer

When a male fucks a roll of fat in someone, once he's done cumming, he gets a straw and sucks out his warm salty man milk.

While banging an extremely fat chick, Hobart performed a potbellied slammer on her.

by 66mustangman April 3, 2007

Slamdoozle

The coolest word in the world. It can mean almost anything you want, but is mainly associated with adjectives and verbs.

Omg, I wanna be just like that kid! He's so slamdoozle!

I just slamdoozled my computer. It's totally epic now!

by CoolDude(tte) November 4, 2010

Slamko

Noun: An unstoppable force maintained through sheer force of will and alcohol.

So powerful, that it will betray love, family and anything that comes in the way of fueling this force with more alcohol.

"My wife and children made me realize that the incredible force and alcohol had become such a destructive and abusive aspect in our lives... So I dropped them all so I could forget it and preserve the "Slamko". "

by thetruthfromexperience October 25, 2011

Sanchez Slammer

Dipping your penis in a mixture of salsa, sour cream, and tabasco then repeatedly pounding your woman in the vagina until her clitoris turns bright red. Eventually jizzing on a whole-wheat tortilla feeding it to her as she cums.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Slammer until her eyes popped out of her sockets.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Slammin' Lefty

Slang for an erection.

Rob: Dude, I saw this totally hot chick the other day.
Steve: Really? How hot?
Rob: I got a slammin' lefty over her, no jokes.

by steffimetal March 27, 2009