Slab

A Large Piece Of Meat And Or Large Penis

Shes going to take the slab, the whole slab, and nothing but the slab

by SlabGod September 21, 2017

Slab

Someone who’s so fucking thick, dumb and just an all round retard

Tweet stop being such a slab

by Bloodybrilliantchap December 31, 2018

slab

A man's penis.

"Man, you know she want the slab."

by P-Jac December 16, 2008

slab

a wave that comes in from normal depth and breaks on a shallow reef or sandbar or whatever; the dramatic change in depth causes the wave to warp and heave into a psycho monster that'll give you the barrel of your life.....if you make it...
a slab

man what a sick slab!

check out that slabby left!

I just got shacked on that warping slab!!

by steVenn February 9, 2008

slab

A vehicle thats fully tricked out.

man look at the screens in the slab.

by lil\' Tril/ TeXaS Finest Productions/ 4 Sho Wit July 28, 2003

Slab

A case (24beers) of 16oz beer cans you buy at a beer store

What are you going to buy at the bait shop?
I'm gonna get a slab bro!

by steve's cheese November 12, 2009

Slab

Noun

A term of endearment used by certain north New Jerseyites where the counties Morris, Somerset, and Union meet. Used to suggest a friend is massively lazy and unproductive, yet still a homie.

Also: Slabby (Adj.), Slabbyness (N.), Slabification (N.), Slabbify (Verb)

"What up, Slab?"

"That kid is such a slab its unreal, although he is getting his meat game daily at the gym down by rt. 22"

"You are the slabbiest slab I have ever had the pleasure to do nothing with."

by Yahee Brosef February 11, 2014