Slapberry

To use your BlackBerry phone to slap someone near you, preferably using the backside of the phone to hit the cheek of the offender.

John: "Dude, leave me alone or i'm gonna slapberry you."
Dude: "What the hell is slapberry? Bring it on."
(John slapberries Dude)
Dude: "Fuck, didn't see that coming."

by Dudeonym December 24, 2009

mattress-stabber

A huge boner in the morning hours.

"When I awoke this morning, I was sleeping face-down and had a raging mattress-stabber. I hope my water bed isn't leaking."

by dymebag dave June 11, 2009

shit stabber

sausage jockey , uphill gardener, turd burgler, pile pusher, fudge farmer, nudging the chocolate starfish

being a fuckin shit stabbing batty boy

by feltcher boy September 9, 2003

back stabber

Someone who pretends to be your friend; but talks shit about u to other people
*** can also be said to be when 1 likes a boy and the friend knows that, and all of a sudden the friend likes the same person

Gosh Alex u are such a backstabber.... I told u I liked him and now all of a sudden u r flirting with him and touching him

by ask me October 19, 2003

slobberknockered

1) adj. To be extremely intoxicated or in a drunken state.

2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.

1) I am going to get completely sloshed and slobberknockered tonight at the party.

2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.

by Abner July 3, 2006

Slobber Gobble

to vigorously perform oral sexual acts on a male using vast amounts of saliva and also going deep enough to induce choking and related traumatic noises from the performing party.

Tina- "I don't just suck cock, I can give a mean slobber gobble"
Larry; "pull dem trousers down, I wanna slobber gobble that shit"

by T-O-Double August 24, 2009

scabbers

1. the affectionate name of an opening batsman who can only score or scab runs on the onside.

2. a character from harry potter with rat like features.

1. the name of the oldest child of a man who works in an oil rigg.

2. looks like a rat and scabbers

by rubbaman1 March 18, 2011