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Skunk

To eat a shitload of taco bell... thus causing explosive diarrhea... in which you secure your partner against the wall... drop trow... and coat them with your explosive diarrhea like a skunk
My boyfriend said he wanted to get freaky so I skunked him last night... he dumped me the next day.
by PurpleThunderCandyMelons February 11, 2020
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Skunk

V. In the card game Cribbage, to beat an opponent by 31 points; that is, to reach 121 points before one's opponent reaches 91 points, which is worth 2 match points if a tally is being kept. Many cribbage scoreboards have a line drawn between the 90th and 91st hole, marked with an S, and referred to as the "skunk line". Unlike the double-skunk and triple-skunk, which are common unofficial 'house rules', the skunk rule is officially documented.
"Fifteen-two, fifteen-four, two for a pair make six and two runs of three make twelve, and I'm out."

"Well played! And you've skunked me, too! One more game?"
by Shagzter April 28, 2014
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Skunking

When a man pees in a chicks butt hole during intercourse and then has the chick shit it all back out on his face.
Tonight me and this chick are gonna be skunking after the movies.
by SubJockey25 October 6, 2011
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Skunked

To be sprayed in the face by wall hanging automatic air fresheners
Oh, I just got skunked by that air freshener !
by See, It Is A Real Word March 19, 2011
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Skunking

To skunk:

(third-person singular simple present skunks, present participle skunking, simple past and past participle skunked)

1. To make a Skype call to someone while drunk.
Dania: Jeff was Skunking last night!

Mike: Oh my god who did he skunk?

Dania: Matt, from the Bar!
by RttaM December 9, 2009
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skunk

verb. To beat badly, as in a race or sport.
Did the Cowboys win last night?
No way! They got skunked!
by E October 1, 2004
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Skunk

A slimy sneaky bastard who abuses their dignity
DUDE THAT GUY WAS CAMPING HES A SKUNK
THIS GUY ROBBED, Fucking skunks these days
by Big rone,big jocko-9 January 29, 2022
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