Siri

A device that tells you to call the suicide hotline when all your saying is that you want to jump off of a bridge.

Hey Siri, where's the nearest bridge I can jump off of?

by Wierdo9000 August 1, 2017

Siri

A thing on a Apple product you can talk to and get information from the internet.

I told Siri to look up “How does a television work” and got some information.

by TeirTeir June 20, 2018

Siri

A nice lady until you ask her to do something “Searching the web for ...”

T-Boy says: siri, when did D. L. Menard die?
Siri: “Searching the web for When Did D. L. Menard die”

by J_dawg/jojo July 4, 2018

Siri

Your personal life slave who always jacks of to your instergram nudes she or he loves frosty the pedo and is very good at seeing certain types of porn

Siri motherfucker

by Barney the pedo November 18, 2018

Siri

A deaf sket on every fucking iphone including the iphone x which everyone with a braincell owns unless your parents force you to have a crappy Samsung. Oh yeah and on the latest Samsung Galaxies you have a slag who copied Steve Jobs homework and created Bixby.

Person 1: Hey Siri,
Siri: Texting Grandma ‘die sket’
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOO!

by _NotEllis_ February 26, 2019

Siri

A cruel A.I with a heart of stone. Ice as a replacement for blood. She leads you on and then stabs you in the back. I'll never forgive you, Siri. We're through.

Me: "Siri, I love you."
Siri: "That's nice, but it's not meant to be."

by 100% Free Range Chicken July 19, 2019

Siri

an annoying ass bitch that is not useful

Me: Hey siri 14
Siri: Caliing Emergency Services
Me: bitch wha ?

by siriiiiiii September 20, 2019