Hey Siri

Your portable virtual assistant that the FBI is probably using to spy on you with

User - “Hey Siri, call mom”

Siri - “That wasn’t in my job description, I ain’t doing that for you.”

User - “That’s it, I’m going back to Samsung.”

by Hey Alexa January 31, 2019

pocket-siri

The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.

Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!

by HeyChickaBumpBump February 15, 2014

Siri Anand

Pure beauty; innocence; intelligence; woman that is the most beautiful, but also a strong warrior; a woman who fights for the oppressed

Siri Anand is victorious in her battle against tyranny.

by Kazzy505 October 7, 2020

Siri syndrome

Developing the habit of talking to inanimate objects

I caught Jerry asking his shoes why they smell so bad, he must got that Siri syndrome

by Skysiin June 24, 2018

siri correct

When iphone4S' siri autocorrects your words and changes them into a completely different phrase that is irrelevant.

Original: sent text: Do you want to hangout?
Siri Correct: Do you wanna ham?

by caucasian334 December 28, 2011

Siri-ous

Using the iPhone 4S 'digital assistant' Siri properly, as opposed to telling it to do obscene things to itself or asking it existential questions, just because.

Get Siri-ous will you? Telling Siri to 'go fuck yourself' is funny for only a hundred times or so. I use Siri to actually get things done!

by jsanko November 27, 2011

Siri Rage

When you get enraged because Siri just doesn't get it.

A conversation that exemplifies Siri Rage:

You: Where's a nice place to-
Siri: If you say so.
You: No. Siri. I wanna know if-
Siri: Do you want me to look up cat videos?
You: C'mon. I have to get food before I go back-
Siri: You have three events planned for this years arbor day.
You: Siri. Where's a nice restaurant in town?
Siri: I've charged your credit card to Amazon. You'll receive ten snuggies in 14 business days.

by Craig Liph October 19, 2013