Simon

Simon is a guy that is extremely sweet and kind. He is a guy who makes everyone smile. He might not be prince charming, but he is a sweetheart. He is good with people, and he surrounds himself with the people he loves. He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. He is a man of his words. He is cute and when you find him, you never forget him.

Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

by faithlove January 1, 2017

simeona

originating from the ancient biblical name Simeon, Simeona is a name for only the most beautiful of beautiful people. Simeona is given only to a person perfect in every way, shape and form.

by Anonymous June 8, 2003

Simon Bridges

Leader of the National Party, New Zealand

Trevor #1: "Who's this turkey on the radio?"
Trevor #2: "Sounds like that Simon Bridges"
Trevor #1: "Change the station Blue, he's doing my bloody head in!"

by NoPreach May 9, 2020

Simon's Rock College

An early college in Great Barrington Mass. All the students are would be juniors or seniors in high school, who either graduated early or dropped out to go to Simon's Rock. It's awesome, though has recently been overrun with hipsters, which can make it difficult to figure out if you're "mainstream", or they are. The official mascot is the Fighting Llama, and it does not have any official colors (though maroon is pretty common on campus). Regardless, it's an awesome place, far more awesome then some bitter person who writes mean definitions about it on urbandictionary.

Hey, you went to Simon's Rock college? You must be awesome!

by Gregor9999 June 20, 2011

Richard Simmons

A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "Sweating to the Oldies", where he will be joined on stage with various fatties in the background. According to an A&E biography on him, he used to be an actor and referred to as "Dickie". He was also apparently always yearning for his father's attention (could explain some things). Has never actually gone out and said he was homosexual, but all signs seem to point to YES GAWD YES!

Richard Simmons exercise videos are funny in a disturbing way.

by The awesome one December 13, 2004

Simon Hickey

Some one who engages in arguments (IRL or on the internet) whose arguments are so stupid they dumbfound their opponent into silence, leading the arguer (the "Simon Hickey") to think they have won the argument.

The term originated from a self professed neo-nazi electrician who received extensive media coverage in Australia for his nonsensical opinions. According the Brisbane Times 'his business logo appears to feature Pepe the Frog, a meme that has become popular with the alt-right, wearing an SS uniform and standing in front of Auschwitz.'

I got into an argument with this guy on Facebook, but I gave up, he was a total Simon Hickey

by Kafka in Exile May 3, 2018

Simeon

noun

Name of a guy that makes you happy with a simple "Hi" text.
He's the definiton of talented even if he might deny it, because let's face it: not evryone can sing, dance, act and write.
Simeon will never fail to put a smile on your face, especially on mine. He's the sweetest guy you'll know, even if he's also incredibly sarcastic
We all know a Simeon, and we all love a Simeon; and i do too.

"Dude... check out that guy over there!"
Yeah, it's Simeon didn't you know? He's the cutest guy i know"

by genetically December 24, 2017