simpleton

An individual that lacks basic cognition of the easiest things whom is essentially the town fool.

Look at that simpleton, he's putting sausages in the toaster

by narambae August 24, 2016

Simple Dimple

You’re some cringe 12 year old who is obsessed which “ fidgets “ and thinks they make you UwU quirky

Unless you have a medical condition and you need these or something…

Person one: OMG look at my new simple dimple!
Person two: Uhh cool..

by Follow me on PicsArt @ayakoxx August 16, 2021

The rules are simple

The rules are probably not simple.

When a guy says the rules are simple, there is a catch to it.

by pancake king June 30, 2020

Simple Simon

A stupid motherfucker.

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.

by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018

sampler

An electronic musical instrument that plays back and records sounds so that they can be played using a keyboard or a sequencer. Not to be confused with a synthesizer or ROMpler

A sampler is never going to sound as good as the real instrument.

by SynthBaron November 28, 2003

Simperial army

The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.

The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020

Silicon simpleton

A not so intelligent and attractive woman who has silicon implants. Popularized by Alan Harper of Two and a Half men.

Charlie: "There was a time when it (his trick) would've worked."

Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons"

by novicen00b January 12, 2011