Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Simmered

Had to much liquid, need to rest and simmer.

Oh mate, no beer for me, I'm simmered.

by Stangaland June 24, 2017

Simmer Down

To get drunk and/or high.

Man, I need to fuckin’ simmer down! Simmer right the fuck down!

by LuciferRoyale September 6, 2022

simmer

rich people that steal sim cards

"hes a simmer so his esex must be fantastic!"

by x_x_x_x_x_x March 17, 2023

Simmers

A horrible nightmare creature nightmare, nightmare, nightmare

Simmers are usually tendent to slap their friends, although they are peaceful in nature they can become very dangerous within seconds

Nick: Ms Simmers, how was your day?
Simmers:HISSSSS YOU CAN NOT HIDE, YOUR VOWELS WILL TASTE DELICIOUS

Nick:bruh

by Simmers March 12, 2020