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sidejacked

(adj) to be diverted from an important task by some asshole who keeps wasting your valuable time with other bullshit. A combination of being sidetracked and hijacked.
Sorry I couldn't be at your death bed sooner, Ma. I got sidejacked by this guy at the mall selling gym memberships. He was real convincing. Ma? Ma?
by The Northern Skeptic October 8, 2009
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Sidejack

Masturbating using only one arm in a very animated fashion while laying on your side. This renders the other arm useless.
"Did you see Jer on the floor while those two chicks were getting it on?"

"Yes. Leave it to him to sidejack in public"
by Side Jack The Ripper March 15, 2011
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sidejunk

love handles, muffin tops, morbidly huge side rolls.
That chick has mad sidejunk.
by Stephani1233 April 7, 2010
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sidejoke

When telling a story that is funny, like a side note, you jump to another joke, either germane or not to the story. Can be narrated, an inside joke, or the way people who ADHD talk when explaining themselves or situations.

Similar to the joke telling that Ron Howard would use in Arrested Development.
I was telling Bob a story and then I told a sidejoke about the night and got a bonus laugh.

I am tried of always getting distracted with all the sidejokes when telling someone about last night.
by Ronin-Cory July 16, 2014
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Keebler Sidejob

The art of straddling a midget while they perform duel stimulation.
The shorter you are the hardet it is to find a midget small enough to straddle for a keebler sidejob.
by capnhowdy September 18, 2015
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sidejacked

When someone is taking a photo of themselves, and you get in the picture right next to them at the last second.
I was taking a photo of myself to send to my boyfriend and Amy totally sidejacked me.
by madmikeone July 3, 2008
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sidejohn

The male equivalent of “side chick

A guy that isn’t a girl’s main guy but her sidejohn
She told me I was her main man, and when I asked her what that meant I found out she had two other sidejohns standing by in case I was busy.
by Michmich2222 October 30, 2023
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