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Siberian Sunglasses

Performed only during the winter, the sexual act of ejaculating into someone's eyes and then kicking them outside into the snow, causing the jizz to freeze over their eyes.
"GAH SIBERIAN SUNGLASSES, I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by A cold blind fool March 16, 2010
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Siberia

Siberia is in either Europe or Asia... or like, Russia or something. It's fucking cold.
It's cold in Siberia, NIGGUH!
by grey September 22, 2005
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Siber

Siber is the correct way to spell Cyber. Common people believe Cyber is the correct spelling, dating back into ancient Greece. Siber derived from the Greek word "Kubernetes" and it is used as a common prefix in many words such as: Sibersex, Siberbullying, Siberspace etc.
Don: You are so stupid
Dan: STOP SIBERBULLYING ME!
by rawrimadinosaurrawr March 6, 2010
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Siberian Toe Ring

A Siberian Toe Ring is when during the act of Anal Intercourse your partner involuntarily defecates, which in many cases has a spurting element to it. In order to stop the spray of feces the other partner inserts their big toe directly into the anus. The result after removal of said large toe is a thick brown ring, very similar to a fashionable toe ring worn by women in Western Culture during summer months. The “Siberian” title is because people in that part of the world have a poor diet and are prone to involuntary defecation, or so rumor has it.
I literally fucked the shit out of Florence's ass last night.
Why do you say that? Look at my Siberian Toe Ring. That bitch's ass was squirting like a mother fucker.

Q. Where did you get your toe ring, I was looking for a new one?
A. You don't want one like this it is a Siberian. I told Marilyn not eat Taco's prior to me pounding her ass.
by Granny Gromann June 2, 2010
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Shibbered

When you get so shitfaced that you end up rubbing hummus on your anus and puke in the cat's litter tray.
Oh man I got so shibbered last night, i'm not sure what happened, but I woke up this morning next to a pot of hummus and red raw sore genitals.
by kellyjodi85 July 30, 2010
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siberian

A beautiful semi-long haired type of cat, known to be hypoallergenic. Obviously they are native to Siberia, but were only recently brought to America. They are know for their larger size, powerful legs, and fluf coming out of their ears ind on the bottom of their paws. They are very sweet cats, and are highly reccomended as pets, especially for those who are allergic to or live with someone who is allergc to other cats.
Joe: What kind of cat is that? Usually I sneeze like crazy whenever I get near those fluffy things.
Me: She is a Siberian, and she is hypoallergenic; that's why you aren't sneezing.
Joe: Wow, I want a Siberian cat!
by Whitneym77 July 2, 2006
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siberian sock

The action of slipping your foot entirely into a woman's vagina.
Dude, my feet were so cold last night. Thank God, my girlfriend was over, I used her as a siberian sock.
by Daveeed August 26, 2005
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