Siamese Poop

When your spouse or partner is sitting on the toilette peeing or pooping, the other person sits on top and poops through their partners legs.

My wife was using the toilette, and I had to go really bad, so I asked her if it was alright if I took a Siamese Poop. Of course she said yes.

by Goonga Lagoonga June 8, 2018

Siamese Sinus Flush

When a female puts her nostril on the males urethra and the male urinates and the urine goes up one side of her nostril and comes out the other side, therefore creating the sinus flush.

“Wow, did you hear John gave Becky a Siamese sinus flush?”

by Jackatee March 20, 2021

Lynx Point Siamese cat

The worst fucking cat breed ever they piss under your bed and scratch your ass

"I hate bob he pissed on the couch AGAIN"

"Who's bob"

"My lynx point Siamese cat"

by Shittedonem July 12, 2021

Siamese Handbag

The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.

Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!

Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.

Doug:....sweet

by Goat Lad June 26, 2010

Siamese Snake Charmer

An activity under BDSM in which a woman restrains a man by tying or handcuffing him to a bed, then proceeding to implant a string of iron filings in his urethra. The man's penis can then be controlled by the woman using a magnet, which she can exploit to do tricks with his penis, or simply make it more erect.

John: Hey man I heard you're still struggling with Erectile Dysfunction, are things going better now?
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night

by IanPaiceFan69 March 11, 2022

Siamese Nigs

two or more black people that always repeat the exact or almost all of the all of the sentence the previous one said. This pertains to jokes as well.

Tyquan: Yo nigga, that bud was good as shit.

Sha'Riquanice: Nigga, that bud was good as fuck.

Tyquan: Shut up you nappy headed bitch.

Sha'Riquanice: You the nappy headed bitch.

Tyquan: How you sound right now?

Sha'Riquanice: Nigga. You trippin. How you sound nigga?

Tyquan: Ight den.

Sha'Riquanice: Ight den.

White Guy Overhearing: Fucking Siamese Nigs. I'll tell you how you sound. Fucking retarded. Thats how you sound.

by D Siegs August 25, 2010

Siamese Eskimo Bro

When two bros simultaneously penetrate both the vagina and anus of a single woman with their wankers, they become Siamese Eskimo Bros. Can also occur when both bros simultaneously insert their wankers into just one of said orifices, although this is much more difficult depending on the size of the talliwhackers and the diameter of the females vagina or anal cavity.

Jeff and Tom sealed their friendship when they double penetrated Sally by running train on her pussy and anus at the same, thus becoming Siamese Eskimo Bros.

by FapDaddy September 2, 2014