bear stuffer

A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.

Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!

by Kempo May 6, 2006

Suffer Boner

Gaining pleasure from insurmountable physical pain, frustration, and/or workplace demands.

That 20 page TPS report is giving me a suffer boner.
2021 gave me the biggest suffer boner.
Just give it to Dillon, he loves an engorged suffer boner.
That literally gives me a suffer boner.

by Secondcare February 16, 2022

Stuffer

A woman who stuffs drugs in her vagina or anus for transport usually via Greyhoud or road trip.

I done took his bitch and turned her to a stuffer. Take these thousand pills and get em to Kentucky.

by detroitplayer17 June 13, 2018

suffering

The third ring of marriage.

first ring is the engagement-ring,
second ring is the wedding-ring ,
and the third we married men know is the suffering

by clampman&viceboy September 25, 2006

Shuffleromancy

A method of divination through setting your music playlist to shuffle.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Ask a question
3. Press play
4. Whatever song that plays has the answer

Shuffleromancy is the new magic eight ball - with lyrics!

by Heloise July 23, 2008

Musket Stuffer

Holding the shaft of your penis while stroking the rest of your penis with the other hand.

So i was bored and had a little "Me time" and so i decided to masturbate. My friend caught me and called me a Musket stuffer.

by Incogneto7 July 25, 2010

tangerine sufferer

1. Someone who grew up and works on a tangerine farm but is allergic to said fruit.

2. Colloquially used for anyone whose work makes them sick either psychologically or physiologically.

1. Did you see the Last Week Tonight with John Oliver piece on Warehouses? Turns out those Amazon workers are a group of tangerine sufferers.

2. Sally dreads going to work because of the harassment she gets from her coworkers despite going to her line manager and HR. The poor tangerine sufferer doesn't know what to do.

by Tangent Sufferer July 22, 2020