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shrub monkey 

an elderly man who observes young girls from nearby bushes, hedges or shrubbery
damn that creepy old guy on the bus looks like a right shrub monkey

Shrub Cuddler 

Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.
The shrub cuddlers are protesting again. I can smell them from here
Shrub Cuddler by tmant May 28, 2011

Shrub Fund 

A fledgling hedge fund
The Kudos Investment Management Global Diversified Fund is a Shrub Fund.
Shrub Fund by Sax4 July 9, 2009

shrub dick 

A abnormally small and girthy dick
Man, yesterday Kyle had a shrub dick in class
shrub dick by Lil Boi October 17, 2017

Shrub dick 

An incredibly small and big bush of pubes
I eat ass. But Kyle had such a shrub dick yesterday morning.
Shrub dick by Lil Boi November 11, 2017

Shrub rocketeer 

Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.
Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.
Shrub rocketeer by marshymarsh October 15, 2020