Your barber is showing

When your hair cut looks bad.

You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.

Evelinda: Hey Louis, your barber is showing.
Louis: No its not. I just didn't do my hair today...

by Sarcassm June 30, 2019

Showing Somebody Retarded

the act of showing somebody retarded is when you get mad at somebody and then show them retarded

Guy1: dude craig your fat
Guy2: shutup dude your like retarded
Guy1: I'll show you retarded



How is he showing somebody retarded? we will never know

by Rossdoni February 6, 2009

chain scrolling

When you have the tablet scrolling Twitter and the phone scrolling Instagram.

My lady has graduated from AOL to chain scrolling.

by Master Rob Sauce July 28, 2017

Showing your colors

Defining the values by which you live by showing narrow-mindedness, closed-mindedness or one-track mindedness.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 24, 2003

shrooming

To trip on shrooms.

I was frying balls. I shroomed so hard I thought the orange frisbee was a god.

by Tim March 13, 2003

Showing the horse and cart

To show one's age. When an older person makes a comment or action that refers back to times long since past and shows just how old they are, generally alienating the younger generation a bit in the process.

My grandfather made a reference to Howdy Doody today. Man, was he showing the horse and cart.

Also showing your age

by JacintaK July 6, 2009

string is showing

When a woman acts like a bitch as if she were on the rag.

Calm down, Julie, your string is showing.

by ananamas87 October 11, 2007