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Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
by mike sphynx July 30, 2010
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Shlong

A cocktail made of shloer grape juice and long island iced tea. Ideally served with the waiter's balls immersed at the top of the glass, to add a salty kick.
I'm so hungover today. I went overboard on the shlongs last night!
by RandyRhoads84 June 2, 2020
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Shlongkong

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...
It's on like shlongkong!
by Shlongkong November 5, 2010
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shongin

a shongin is a person who exceeds in everything and always beats a neb except at gungame on call of duty and getting money.. a shongin is also a person with big ears and always stays up to late by accident
ah man im such a shongin
by shongin October 21, 2017
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Shlong Dimensions

Alternative/Professional way to ask someone their dick size
Hey man quick question
Yeah whats up
"Shlong Dimensions"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by ThiccNig March 6, 2019
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Sarong Party Girl

A term used in Malay Peninsula to describes Asian women who dates and even marries high-class white men for the sake of money, fame, pride and sex.

Sarong Party Girls not only making their husband as a cashcow, but they make their kids as their cashcow for the sake of being white

However, they are prone to be a victim of white supremacist yellow fever
1. Instead of being a Sarong Party Girls, why don't you improve yourself?
2. Sarong Party Girls is such a psychopath, they want to revenge for the long-time colonialism and imperialism, but in a very wrong way. They are just giving Asia and Asian a bad name
by Sir. B December 12, 2020
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Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.
“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”
by Melonz4 September 7, 2019
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