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bored shitless

The term "bored shitless" stems from homosexual ways. Where ones man anus can be penetrated so hard he can be void of all fecal matter, and thus bored.
Wow now you have drilled me. Im bored shitless
by CJ082 October 31, 2011
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Shoeless Bro Jackson

A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.
Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"

Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."
by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011
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pissed shitless

adj. used as an expression "pissed shitless," referring to being so angry as to cause the spasming of one's sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defecation of one's pants.
Guy 1: Remember when that waiter got your order wrong and you yelled at him?

Guy 2: Yeah, I was pissed shitless.
by Anonymous884679552443 November 16, 2010
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shotness

A really dumb way to say you've been shot. Usually not serious or flesh wound.
Awwwe damn! I got the shotness at the club last night. Took six sitches and the cops gave me shit on top of it!
by Solid August 1, 2005
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shitless

my daily activities consist of shitless things like surfing, chatting.
by hippy2981 April 6, 2006
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SCARED SHITLESS.

When as a SHITEATER you are afraid you won't get FED.
John I am rimming your ASSHOLE for two hours and you have me SCARED SHITLESS. as so far NO SHIT from you.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021
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shoeless joe

1.a homeless person who wears no shoes

2.an insult implying that the person u are saying it to is poor.
1."theres so many shoeless joes in New York"

2."you pov shoeless joe!"
by Talon May 31, 2004
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