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shitthead

n. one who possesses the attributes of a jerk
combination of shit and head
Stop being a shitthead
by Dave March 21, 2005
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Shorthand

Two definitions.

1. Used by literate writers in the real world for note taking, mostly at school or college. Usually just abbreviated forms of words, they also can use symbols or different pieces of text that symbolize longer parts of text. Usually shorthand is easier to be read by the writer, for all shorthand is unique to its user. Some abbreviate different things.

2. Used by illiterate noobs online. they speak with no grammar, and make no sense. They cannot seem to spell, and seem to randomly press keys.
1. Need to go to the stor to by food. An i need sum fud.

2. "LoLz, TAht Iz ZO Fuunneh! I LUvz ity@! LA0ol!"
"Wtf? What are you saying?"
"LoLZ N0)B! You GheySX!1 Im Spekkin ShrtHAd!"
"That isnt shorthand nubtard. This is."
"NOeZ! Tis ISs ShrtNd!"
" Shut up."
by Inanimate June 19, 2007
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Shithead

Pronounced (SHA-THEED)

Shithead is a faithful companion of any kind.
My cat is such a Shithead, He's always up my ass.
by WhiteChocolate252 January 13, 2019
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shortbread

The noun used to describe the lowest of degeneracy.
NachoLess: Look at that fucking twat they’re such a shortbread and a fucking crudder
Big bloke: true preach pop off king you don’t know nobody
by big_nacho November 19, 2021
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Ha Shorthand

Ha shorthand is a method for conveying different discrete magnitudes of amusement or laughter. It is derived from haha, and can be communicated with only 3 characters.

1Ha == Ha
2Ha == Haha
3Ha ==Hahaha
Etc..
Pablo Escobar: Knock Knock.
El Chapo: Who’s there?
Pablo Escobar: Mustache.
El Chapo: Mustache who?
Pablo Escobar: I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
El Chapo: 4ha
Pablo Escobar: Great use of ha shorthand!
by sml12 June 11, 2018
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Domestic Shorthair

Shorthaired lesbian who is skilled in domestic skills
Hanna Hart from my drunk kitchen is a dreamy domestic shorthair
by Fruitandcheesebat February 18, 2019
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bastard ass shithead

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj July 15, 2022
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