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Aye front sholey back sholey slam dunk dribble dribble
When you walk up to your mayte and you hit ‘em with the ay sholey
by Tsniz May 24, 2023
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Shmuley

Shmuley is a new, incurable sexually transmitted infection that exclusively affects individuals with strong Zionist beliefs. This disease is contracted through the unsanitary handling of dildos, spreading rapidly among those with a penchant for questionable hygiene practices in their intimate activities. Symptoms include an unquenchable thirst for power, an insatiable desire for control, and a heightened sense of entitlement, often leading to the victim's eventual isolation from their peers.
When Tom found out he had contracted the incurable Shmuley STD, he couldn't help but blame it on his Zionist tendencies and the dirty dildo he had been wrangling.

Shmuley - A new, incurable STD affecting Zionists

Dirty Dildo Disease - A slang term for Shmuley

Zionist Wrangler - A person with a penchant for unsanitary intimate practices and strong Zionist beliefs

Shmuley Syndrome - The set of symptoms associated with the Shmuley STD

Shmuley Spreader - An individual who unintentionally transmits the Shmuley STD through their unsanitary habits
by Free Palestine ♥️🇵🇸 February 21, 2024
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Shmuley

Typically this term refers to a rhetorical strategy where the speaker attacks the character, motive, or some other attribute of the person making an argument rather than attacking the substance of the argument itself. This avoids genuine debate by creating a personal attack as a diversion often using a totally irrelevant, but often highly charged attribute of the opponent's character or background. The most common form of this fallacy is "A" makes a claim of "fact," to which "B" asserts that "A" has a personal trait, quality or physical attribute that is repugnant thereby going entirely off-topic, and hence "B" concludes that "A" has their "fact" wrong - without ever addressing the point of the debate.
"you are such a Shmuley". "you are acting like a Shmuley". "He/she is being a Shmuley". "They Shmuley everytime"
by Fromthesky February 21, 2024
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Shmole

A bowl of marijuana and tobacco smoked from a bong, AKA a moche
Bro I just took a fat shmole, I need to sit down.
Did you just take a shmole in my bong? Now I have to clean it.
by anonymous December 1, 2024
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shmuley

Shmuley (noun): Residual fecal matter adhering to the surface of a recently dislodged butt plug.
"After removing the butt plug, he was dismayed to discover traces of shmuley remaining, necessitating thorough cleaning."
by UpittyWigger March 26, 2024
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Shmokey

A portmanteau of "shmuck" and "monkey," used to describe someone who acts in a foolish, clumsy, or ridiculous manner.
Bro, he forgot his own phone number when the girl asked for it. This guy is such a shmokey lmao.
by Who_am_i?! March 22, 2026
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holy shmoly

Good ass head. Plain and simple.
She gave me that holy shmoly.
by S-Z Rose June 29, 2022
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