shmeat

Shmeat- when a penis is no longer than 3 1/2 inches and no more than a 3 inch girth it is also has other names such as : a samuel, an avion,sh-meewee,sh-meatball etc; basically its a small penis

I have a serious case of shmeat.

by itsmeboii June 16, 2017

Super Shmeat

An extremely big shmeat, still extremely small though.

Michael Morgan has a super shmeat.

by mrffototy February 18, 2021

shmeat pride

Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.

Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.

by Socio Sneck February 21, 2019

Shmeat

Another term for someone's genitalia, usually the males.

My Shmeat has erectile disfunction

by Thaifood.com April 26, 2022

Shmeat

Being a fuckdick, shitdick , annoying motherfucker, etc.

Jacob's such a shmeat

You know that fool vance, hes a shmeat

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Shmeat

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Having a small dick

Your such a shmeat.
You got a shmeat

by jayzx03 November 13, 2017

Shmeat

small penis or small 'meat'

jay has a shmeat.

by iraqlobster123 November 12, 2017