Shmoop

the act of reading a summary of text off of the internet

Did u shmoop the english homework last night.
or
Everyone be quiet I am shmooping.

by TheAmbassador April 5, 2013

sbloop

The mixture of semen, blood, and poop that is a direct result of anal sex.

Scott had sbloop on his dick after taking Sara's ass virginity.

by Research GOD November 8, 2011

shmoop

term of endearment or pet name between annoying lovers who constantly PDA

does shmoopie want tuna-woonie?
aww. shmoopie.

by shmooperkins rodriguez May 29, 2003

Shloppy

Something out of this world amazing, originally in the description of good oral sex, but can be applied as seen fit. Closely resembling the word “sloppy” but better because it should be said emphasizing the “sh” sound.

Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”

“Man I heard that Harry got some shloppy top in the school parking lot.”

“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“

It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top

by Nickynascar April 7, 2018

shloopka

hitting a hooka bong in a girls asshole while taking a shit and singing hallelujah

my mom gave me a shloopka to help me sleep better at night

by scooby master June 8, 2023

Shlogpper

Derived from the two words 'Slut' and 'Whopper'.

An offensive term used to insult a large overweight female who gets around.

Awwwww shlogpper!!

by thatmaxguy123 June 10, 2010

Shlopp

To accidentally step on the back of someone's heel whilst walking behind them. An exchange of apologies usually takes place after a shlopp has occurred.

That guy totally just shlopped me and didn't even apologize.

Dude seriously, stop shlopping me.

by Pepe.Silvia March 4, 2011