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shitstorm

Its like a shitstorm flying different shits at your face like horseshit, bullshit, and holy shit
Friend 1: holy shit! a shitstorm!

Freind 2: theres every kind of shit on me!
by jaeweezy12 July 19, 2014
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Logical Shitstorm Continuum

The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full, the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every stupid thing I said and did."

It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.
"Think twice about making that speech, Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."

"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."
by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010
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Shitstep

Also known as brostep has ruined the dubstep scene. It attracts bellends in new era caps who point gun fingers at the shit dj's which are spinning the worst non musical arrangement of mid range frequencies over a beat which slightly resembles dubstep.

Shitstep producers - borgore, stenchman, doctor p, flux pavillion, rusko and anything on a minitry of sound album.

Real Dubstep - Mala, Loefah, Cyrus, Younsta, Ramadanman, Kode 9, Kyrptic Minds, Truth
Those new era kids are licking imaginary shots to this shit step.

Have u heard the new mos album? its 100% shitstep

shitstep is for gays.
by Dubsteppaaaa July 18, 2011
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shitsophrenia

Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.
"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."
by JoRoMo December 10, 2009
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shitstorm

Bronies Australia is a shitstorm.
by Whittacker December 18, 2012
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shitsophrenic

An idiot that needs to be by the shitter just in case he needs to shit his brains out.

When one's bowel movements take over regular thinking.
As an undiagnosed shitsophrenic, Jack didn't know shit from shinol.
by michigan state kitt'n March 3, 2015
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Shitstorm

A game mostly played by college kids, this is a game where one person must answer a question correctly if not everyone must drop small turd into the persons mouth, 5 players max
Tom: lets play shitstorm
by MonsterDice January 6, 2017
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