shitpiggery

The act of bringing home a shit pig from a bar, restaurant, Chuck-a-palooza or a highway gas station with the intent of fornicating with the beast. Sometimes this crime against humanity can turn into a long-term shitpig-o-rama lasting for weeks.

Holy shit, if Jack does not man down on this shitpiggery he will have to burn his bed sheets.

by anthony February 19, 2005

shitpipe

the human or animal colon, used in the storage and release of feces.

1."I was hurting so bad, so I went to the toilet and emptied my shitpipe." 2."yeah i heard she likes it in the shitpipe"

by Chlydra Osceola September 28, 2005

shitier faced

more drunk than shit-faced

little did i know my parents got shitier faced when they went on alcoholiday

by homgen4 October 29, 2006

Dog shit pie

Something that is absolute wank

EG: "That painting by your kid looks nothing like what its supposed to, its absolute dogshit pie"

Eg: "David Bentley of Totenham is the new David Beckham for England". Gary Lineaker "Sorry Alan but he's fucking dog shit pie" Quote from Match Of The day April 2007

by zazzy01uk August 4, 2009

shitpicking

The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.

Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.

Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie

Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake

Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.

by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009

shitpiss

The act of shitting that is of piss texture.

Dan go so horny that she snuck out of his basement door just to take a shitpiss on the first pair of tits he could find.

by Fuck you February 21, 2003

shit pie

What one (figuratively) eats when suffering a particularly humiliating, galling or bitter defeat. From the ugly "taste in one's mouth" that is the result of such a defeat. Similar to eat shit, but representing an overall defeat rather than a single setback or mishap.

Billy-bob thought he would beat Jimmy-Joe in the annual cousin-fuckin' contest, but he ran out of spooge toward the end and he ate shit pie.

Billy-Bob: "yo, cuz, you win that race from Hooterville to Mayberry?
Jimmy-Joe: "Goddamn Dukes of Hazard showed up in General Lee, so I ate shit pie, Dawg.

by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005