shiney shoes

A man that is to good to get his hands dirty. He can be recogized by his spotless high dollar shoes and soft girly manicured hands.

Here comes shiney shoes! Look busy men.

by Dopler Doc May 3, 2006

shitness

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

by DWX2 July 27, 2010

Shiteyarse

He whose arse, or ass, anus, whatever you prefer to call it, is covered in shit.

A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.

Look, there's Shiteyarse Kimmet and his ugly maw.

by Flapjackandy May 24, 2008

Shiney

an alternate for cool, created because of an obsession with shiney things, therefore shiney became synonymous with coolness.

A:I got a new phone
B:Can I see?
*A shows*
B: SHINEY!!

or

A:How are you today?
B:Pretty damn shiney

by Anna Macnaughton August 29, 2005

shiney giney

an excited vagina

check out our cover girl's shiney giney

by vunt July 16, 2003

shitneck

Poeople who have strong faces. they sometimes drink warm cans of Bush on their front porch, and do impressions of a retarted kid with horrible breath. ususally this person will have a crumb on their eyelid that they refuse to chew, and they always have a daughter, and they make sure you know it.

Jesus Christ, let's get the fuck outta here. Shitneck Tom's coming around the corner.

by Wally Tabarelli September 23, 2007

shitnernet

having terrible internet connection speeds

This download is taking forever on my shitnernet

by Krasha March 28, 2011