Shitmeter

A liar. A jerk. A person who talks shit. A balding cunt

Smokey Rabinson shitmeter

by BifkinTruth December 28, 2010

Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit

Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!

by GTFOMW July 21, 2011

Spitlet

A small amount

Dude: I had a spitlet of beer dribbling down my chin

by Imakethesewhenimonvaca November 26, 2019

Spitlet

The little bits of snot and spit that fly everywhere when you sneeze

Thanks for covering me in your spitlets

by Succulent-Marshmellow October 16, 2021

shitfetti

When you blow ass in a toilet and the porcelain above the water line looks like it is covered in brown confetti.

Cousin Courtney B came over after she had Taco Bell. She left shitfetti all over the toilet bowl. Had to use two pairs of Rubbermaid Gloves to clean that smashed mess up

by That_meat_guy April 22, 2023

Shitler

To apply the feces from one's ass to your own or another persons upper lip.

I stuck my finger in Sally's ass and wiped the poo on her upper lip. Now she looks like Hitler.

by nG March 23, 2003

shitlets

Small peices of shit. Rabbit shit for example, is composed of many shitlets, instead of a smaller number of larger peices.

Can also be used as a synonym for: dingleberries, clingons or willnots

I thought I needed to take a monster dump, but it was just a few shitlets and lots of gas.

by Paul May 27, 2005